WARNING! there may be some twillight references in this. Read if you may.

10 ways to annoy Anton

10. tell him he does what he does best. SUCK. _{not in my opinion though.}

9. Throw garlic at his face.

8. Sing "I'm super" From south park: bigger, longer and uncut in front of him. (His clothes scream it out.)

7. Throw a cross at his face.

6. Tell him to suck bloddy mary dry 27 times. (it works for me!)

5. Throw a dracula statue at his EYE. Wait, i mean his face.

4. Speak in a transylvanian accent. when he comes over for the night, say "Goud eeeeeevening."  

3. Call the ghostbusters on him. THEN throw a lamp at his face.

2. Mistake him for a girl, or day something like: "You're perty, miss."

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MESS WITH ANTON IS......... *insert drumroll*

1. Call him Edward Cullen. Say stuff like,"Hey, edward, where's BELLA?" or "What happened to Emett?" or sing something like: "Twiiiiiilight saaaaagaaaa!~" around him. Oh. You should probably throw Breaking dawn at his face, too.

And that's 10 ways to annoy Anton!